Sometimes things happen

The Geek looked around at the mess he had made. He knew he should have known better, and yet still he had done it. He wiped a tear from his eye as he tried to think of a way to fix it all.

Suddenly a soft and gentle hand rested on his shoulder.

“Don’t worry,” Pandora said. “I had a box once...”

I’m actually not depressed about this, I’m just happy people are using the comments section. Even if it is to air their grievances.

Hot topic here

Please don't say hi to me in the restroom. I know we're friends but we're not that good of friends. the only person close enough to talk to me while I'm in the bathroom is my wife, and that's only because she'd be offended if I didn't.

While we're on the subject of the poop palace. If I'm ever in the stall next to you, I am making judgements about you as a person based on the noises coming from your side of the metal halfwall thing.

Just a warning.

Geek on.

I'm pretty sure that's how math works

So, Ang Li got a Golden Globe for Brokeback Mountain and I’m pissed about it.

As far I’m concerned The Hulk earned him a negative Golden Globe and now he’s even with the world.

Geek on.

I watch too much TV

Did anyone else find that commercial insinuating that choclate bar and the pile of M&Ms were having sex just a wee bit disturbing?

I know I sure did.

Geek on.

The Net is Back

I've got the Internet in my house again, so start checking here more often for posts, now that I can write them in my underwear.

Did Ang Li catch the bad end of the Green Destiny?

Seriously, what happened to Ang Li? The man is obviously crazier than a cross-eyed man trying to feed a stick to a possum.

He gave us Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, and then he must have had head trauma because everything just went down the crapper since then.

I mean, he screwed up The Hulk. That had to be the easier movie to make cool, but he couldn’t do it.

Now he’s giving up Brokeback Mountian, the movie so gay, it’s called Brokeback Mountain.

My theory is that he originally had the idea for one huge epic moving but had to split it into three because of budget constraints. We can only assume this movie was about some deadly flying redneck who turned gay when he got mad.

Geek on.

Really, I used to be in a band

I was in a band when I was younger. I quit because I couldn't stand sharing a mic with someone else.

Geek on.