Pre-emptive Critic: Music and Lyrics

Peanut butter and jelly. Surf and Turf

Some things just go together. I’m hoping that “Music and Lyrics” and my eyes aren’t one of them.

I don’t like it because it’s a romantic comedy about an odd couple. I hate those. The only good movie about an odd couple was “The Odd Couple.”

Plus there’s just something about Hugh Grant macking on Demi Moore that gives me the heebies with just a touch of jeebies.
After Moore flashed her “music and lyrics” to David Letterman so many years ago, she’s been trying to shake her whore image. Now she’s paired up with Grant who ever since shaking a whore has been trying to save his career.

This combination just doesn’t work for me. It’s like cheese and breakfast cereal, it just doesn’t work.

And if by some weird chance it does, it shouldn’t.

I pre-emptively hate this movie.