I have some advice for everyone out there.
Don't wear your Superman shirt to help people move.
If it's your lucky shirt, take the risk.
If it's the only thing clean, wear something stinky.
If you're going to a Superman shirt convention afterwards, change in the car.
If you're a girl, go topless.
Do whatever you have to do to avoid putting yourself through the pain and headache of two hours of stupid comments from stupid people.
I guarantee that if you don't listen to me you'll pay for it. After ten minutes of trying to get the couch through the bend in the hallway some one will be like “hey shouldn't we be done with all this by now. I mean we have Superman with us.”
And then someone else will come back with “It must be all that kryptonite I have in my wallet.”
And then the two of them will look smugly at each other and laugh and laugh.
Then you'll have to punch them both in the nutsack.