Read this or die!

I’m scared. I’m scared that I might forget to vote and I will die.

What’s the deal with threatening people with their life for every little thing that we happen to feel passionate about? Is that the only way we can make someone else care about what we care about?

All it does is leave me in a panic. If I don’t vote, I’ll die. If I don’t recycle, I’ll die. If I don’t skate, I’ll die. If I don’t stop stalking Jessica Alba, I’ll die. If I don’t drink enough water, I’ll die.

I wouldn’t be so worried if I knew I’d come back as a ghost with awesome powers, but I have no such assurance. I’ll just try to keep one step ahead of my assassins.

Geek on … Or die!