My day started off pretty good.
I had Fruit Loops for breakfast, which has always been one of my favorite cereals, despite the fact that it features the ever-popular lemon in milk flavor.
Actually to be fair I didn’t have Fruit Loops, I can’t afford cereal that comes from boxes. I get my cereal as Mother Nature intended it, from a giant plastic bag.
You all know the bag I’m talking about. The huge sack of discount cereal that doesn’t fit in your cupboards so you have to drape it on top of the fridge, hoping you can eat it fast enough that it won’t fall and kill you.