A Preemptive Review of Accepted

Ah high school, the best four years that you can’t wait to end.

Does anyone else remember the movie “Camp Nowhere,” the one where the kids make up their own summer camp to avoid spending the summer bonding with their parents?

The makers of American Pie are sure hoping you don’t or else it would spoil the ending of “Accepted” and that would just be tragic.

Goofy looking star Justin Long finds out the hard way that life after high school is just as full of people just waiting to give you a wedgie as are on any high school football team.

But rather than sucking it up like a man and going to a trade school or BYU or something like that, Long decides to create a college so “awesome” that checking out babes is a class.

I mean what are you going to do with that degree? Besides teach of course.

Still not convinced that this movie will be a total waste of time? Just think of it this way. It’s an American Pie movie with a PG-13 rating which pretty much removes the only reasons to watch an American Pie movie.

Besides, you never forget your first made up college.

I preemptively hate this movie.