I’m feeling kinda of sick. I know what happen. I was playing goalie for the Statesman Intramural Indoor Soccer team and I was clapping really because we almost did something really cool (when a bunch of journalists get together and try to do something physical, we don’t do cool things, but sometimes we get close).
I guess I was clapping so hard that I ripped a chuck of goalie glove off and it flew into my mouth.
I think I got the avian bird flu or something.
By the way, am I the only person who's realized that the name "avian bird flu" is totally redundent? "Avian" means bird remember.